What the thunder said.

Send love or food

I feel like I’ve put so much time and effort in

Yet I’ve only submitted 5 training contract applications and that feels shit and like I haven’t tried hard enough.
But I’m too tired to continue now.
This is such a good opportunity to apply without my GDL grades. In fact it’s my ONLY fucking opportunity.
I’m such a failure. It just takes so so long to make them good enough.
Too late now.


the unplanned nap


the unplanned nap

Or don’t because I have a fuck ton of work to do today

18 hours later and I HAVE THE SIMS

Unfortunately it is v v v unlikely to work on my 5 year old laptop which is still on Vista.
Wish me luck!

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Cobra Starship ft. Leighton Meester - Good Girls Go Bad

Whaaaaat, I did NOT know she was in this


hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Eaten a whole pizza and the sims still hasn’t downloaded.

My biggest recommendation in life:


Is your other half trying to leave for an important event? Why not pretend to be sexy, strip down to your underwear and then turn on Dancing Queen and spin around the room until they are confused and distressed and can’t leave because you DAZZLED them. 


Tomorrow I’m reading one of my stories in Manchester. SO if you are a Manchester person who follows me FEEL FREE TO COME ALONG. Everyone else can also feel free to come along but I don’t expect you to because that would make me pretty high demand. 

You’ll go see Megan and you’ll LIKE it