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Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
My step mum’s mum is moving in with us on Thursday and I could not be dreading it more.
I think mainly because I like my own space and not having to answer to people and, atm, I’m mainly just sitting round the house on my own doing nothing and I don’t want anyone to question that or tell me I should be doing something else which will inevitably happen. Even though I’m obviously bored, I’d rather no one spoke to me. And left me to sleep at 2am if I wish.
Also I don’t want to make awkward conversation.
Also she has a huge dog. I love animals, but dogs are definitely my least favourite. And we currently have 3 hyperactive dogs during the day. I don’t want another one. Especially one that might hurt or scare my cat. Again, dogs are too clingy, and I just want to be left alone.
I think it’s a combination of exercising and eating an actual normal amount of calories instead of my usual 2,000-3,000
My body better readjust fast because I’ve been lying in a heap in bed since 6.
By a girl who’s run away to Syria to support ISIS
It’s terrifying. She is crazy.
Sorry it’s taken me ages to do this.
1) I’m a genuinely nice person. Even if people are awful to me, I still find it hard to be mean back.
2) I’m actually quite smart. Being at these daily job centre meetings has really made me realise how easy I have it. Like I can write a cover letter without using a template, which seems like nothing but most people seem to find that really really hard.
Ok I can’t think of anymore, this has taken me like 20 mins already haha
It’s a good luck, personalised teacher mug. I laugh to myself every time I think about it, because it’s the cringiest thing imaginable, but it’s the thought that counts
Literally reached the stage where I can’t even pass a reflective surface anymore without wanting to cry.
I am actually repulsive and I just don’t have the strength to fix it.
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.