So, which one of you guys is Gunther Central Perk?

Omg its awful. And I can’t believe how little I knew.
Allies and Germans combined over 1million people died. ONE MILLION.
In one battle.
Which included 20% of the British fighting force. ONE FIFTH IN ONE BATTLE. Which is essentially 20% of British men.
And it was such a disaster. The people who did the planning knew fuck all about what was happening, and kept ordering more and more people to be sent out to fight even though it was hopeless. They had to walk 6 miles into machine gun fire. Uphill, completely open. No wonder everyone fucking died.
And they were ordered to use the wrong kind of shells. They fired 12000 tonnes, most of which was just shrapnel and only 900 of which was strong enough to actually break anything down.
Just google it. Google it now.

ifonlytony:

persevere [pur-suh-veer]

1. to persist in anything undertaken; maintain a purpose in spite of difficulty, obstacles, or discouragement; continue steadfastly.

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Anyone who’s spent more than 5 minutes in my company will know how much I adore animals.

However, I have an irrational fear of sloths. I hate them. Look at them. Look at its claws and the way it crawls around like Samara from The Ring.

It failed. Too slow and hurt too much so I had to cut off the elastic band. Which had dug into my skin n made it bleed. Tbf, it was working. But it fucking hurt and I couldn’t sleep.
Plan B is to get someone to remove it for me. Someone being a friend, not a medical professional.
I have a feeling this will go swimmingly.

when you spend ages getting ready and only make it into one photo that doesnt even have your outfit in.

pah.

because im an idiot. and because it was the adverts of big brother and i was rushing to make coffee before they finished.

ANYWAY i’m going out tonight. and i am COVERED in bruises. i actually look like a victim of domestic abuse.

seriously considering putting foundation over them.

but then if THATS obvious, il look even more like my boyfriend beats me.

darn.

I get put off nights out by the thought that I’m missing out on valuable duvet time.

Do you know any shops that would sell gadget-y type stuff, like remote control helicopters?
If so, please tell me. Love Lucy xx

I can’t imagine ever loving anyone as much as I love Ali.

Or finding anyone that would even slightly compare.

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