April 2011
We've been playing a great new game
Where we all ring up our parents n try and get the word ‘reem’ into the conversation and see if they comment.
It’s funnier than you’d think.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IGNORANT.
hipsterscum-:
Think of everything happening in Japan right now, and in the Middle East. Think about how many US Soldiers are not at home in their beds right now. And all you guys seem to care about is a fucking wedding, and who’s wearing what kind of hat, and how great Elton John looks.
You’re all fucking ignorant, get educated. There’s more to the world than a wedding.
yes there is loads of...
i dont give a shit how pathetic this is
BUT IM SO EXCITED. IM WATCHING EVERYONE ARRIVE. AND SKIPPING UNI.
AND DELIGHTING.
HOW EXCITING.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
id be annoyed though if i was poor kate and had to be dutchess of cambridge. id sign everything princess kate xox anyway.
i also wish theyd stop calling her a commoner.
mralipaul-deactivated20120524 asked: same to you slacker!!!!
lovescakelikeafatkidlovescake asked: http://bromophobic.tumblr.com/post/5007462619/glassonionsoup-wonderbreadandmayo-i-just
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE!?!?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE!?!?!
i got a massive papercut off a letter from the...
and managed to bleed all over it.
i somehow feel as though thats a bad omen..
Ive been hiding in my wardrobe for like half an...
i heard ali and phil come back so i quickly leaped into my wardrobe, thinking someone would come and find me. instead i got a txt asking me to come to them. i ignored it. still nothing. i rang ali and hung up. still nothing. i waited and tried again. still nothing. so i gave up.
WORST PRANK EVER.
and i caught my hair while i was hiding and ripped a massive chunk out.
librocubicularist asked: i would recommend:
http://twitter.com/#!/mishacollins
http://twitter.com/#!/timminchin
http://twitter.com/#!/chriscolfer
http://twitter.com/#!/ActuallyNPH
http://twitter.com/#!/MrsStephenFry
http://twitter.com/#!/mishacollins
http://twitter.com/#!/timminchin
http://twitter.com/#!/chriscolfer
http://twitter.com/#!/ActuallyNPH
http://twitter.com/#!/MrsStephenFry
Twitter?
I’m getting steadily hooked.. But I want followers/interesting people to follow.
www.twitter.com/lucykinzz
LETS BE FRIENDS
i-know-the-muffin-man-deactivat asked: THAT WAS A HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL QUESTION WATSON..
But my agent isn't available to comment on the matter..
But my agent isn't available to comment on the matter..
Anonymous asked: what kind of accent do you have?
thank you for all the lovely messages and stuff :)
they’ve cheered me riight up.
and i have lovely friends.
feeling a little better now. im just trying to push it out my head for now. and do some of my fucking reading.
Anonymous asked: I know how you feel even if the stories aren't the same. my grandpa was hospitalized last year and I always refused to visit him. btw you're lucky to still have all of your grandparents :)
this is going to sound moany and pathetic
but yeh. i just need to get feelings out and im home alone and my boyfriends away so i dont really have anyone to talk to atm.
and i hate asking people for help n stuff. i just feel like im being annoying or something, i dont know. so im just going to put it here, and then im not addressing anyone directly.
but my grans had a stroke and im really scared. i also feel terrible coz shes asked me a...
OK doctor who people help meee
i have 2 questions that kind of run into one:
ages ago there was an episode where we first met riversong, in some weird library place with a lot of spacemen. and some of them were dead yet still speaking. REMEMBER?
ok - wasnt that the first time he met riversong? im really confused. coz she said that day was still to come.. so.. that’s in her future..?
also - SHE WAS A SPACEMAN. and we...
i-know-the-muffin-man-deactivat asked: When are you coming back to Ireland for a visit?
It's a bad sign when you tell your dad you're...
And he immediately concludes you’re pregnant.
MY DIET ISNT THAT BAD.
I nnnneeeed a dollar
Just got a txt from my friend who I was meant to meet tonight saying the arctic monkeys are at the pub she’s in. Fuck. My. Life.
Unfortulately I seem to have food poisoning of some sortttt. I feel awful. I’d arranged for people to come to my house, but the second megan arrived I just started throwing up.
IM ANNOYED I WANTED TO GO OUTTT. Anywho, I’m gna continue writhing in...
Me and ali got accepted onto Pointless!
A DAY after the audition :) and they said itd take a couple of weeks.
BBC 2 HERE WE COME!!
.. And hopefully money.
'ali why've just been on loveyourvagina.com?'
ITS NOT PORN
..sure it isnt..
I am in Birmingham. It's so pretty and lovely :) I...
GOD DAMN. Altho I love York. But still.
Anyway, we’re here and looking for somewhere to park. It’s audition time! For a bbc quiz show called ‘pointless’. I shall report back later.
EEEEE
cringiest of all cringes
aaaaages ago when our flat discovered ali’s deepest, darkest secret of fame and found it really funny, me and another flatmate WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS sent a message to ‘fuckyeahalipaul’ for some reason assuming the band would read it and we’d all laugh.
i’ve since realised that its definitely fan run. and that i deliberately wasnt anon so that ali would have known...
train adventure number 8 billion
Yet again, I find myself on a train. I think I might look into buying shares. Anywho, its been a good day. Its lovely and sunny though not as lovely and sunny as yesterday so my attire is casually resting on the border between indecent and weather appropriate. I met up with megan who also happened to be in town, and we ate and discussed our lives and generally had a catch up. I ordered a...
i am very excited
coz im finally seeing ali again tomorrow. armed with american confectionary. their plain chocolate might be pretty average, but i swear they put peanut butter in EVERYTHING. and thats nothing short of genius.
YAY.
librocubicularist asked: reading a pro-ana blog whilst eating the ENITRE bar of galaxy that the little kids i am bbysitting gave me.
one them (aged 6) just said that the girl in one of the thinspo picks looks like a spider. all legs and arms.
i asked her if she wanted to be skinny, she said, no, i want to be a pirate.
awesome.
one them (aged 6) just said that the girl in one of the thinspo picks looks like a spider. all legs and arms.
i asked her if she wanted to be skinny, she said, no, i want to be a pirate.
awesome.
librocubicularist asked: your question confused me..
was there meant to be a link?
was there meant to be a link?
Anonymous asked: HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and...
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and...
I wish I was like the people in Sex and the City
Minus the excessive dating bordering on desperation and emotionally detached sex.
So basically: rich
westrydersilverbullet asked: haha yes
I think it's funny cause it's extremely random :)
I think it's funny cause it's extremely random :)
westrydersilverbullet asked: your prank call had me in stitches
especially the cat flap part haha
x
especially the cat flap part haha
x
ALSO
you should totally follow
http://hourglass-inspiration.tumblr.com/
a counter blog to fucking thinspos, reminding all us normal people that its ok to eat an entire bar of chocolate for no real reason.
coz it is.
good day.
ive lost heaps of followers today. HEAPS.
i have too much reading to do and too little time to do it in.
i have strong and urgent reason to go into town in the next few days but im a combination of both lazy and busy.
has anyone tried those galaxy chocs that are like minstrels but without the casey bit? theyre fab.
i wish i had something interesting to say so that people would like me and itd...
mralipaul-deactivated20120524 asked: ...and you spelt non-famous none famous.
..It's a good job you're pretty xxx
..It's a good job you're pretty xxx
mralipaul-deactivated20120524 asked: I'm sure you were moaning to me about when people refer to knowing of bands before they were famous!!! You just did it yourself with your Arctic Monkeys rant...
Anyway, that wasn't the point of this...thank you for the getkidsgoing link, looks pretty good to me! xx
Anyway, that wasn't the point of this...thank you for the getkidsgoing link, looks pretty good to me! xx
I have loved arctic monkeys since they were a none...
But what the fuck is their new song?
Serious album track.
Why would they release that as the first single? WHY? It makes me afraid for the album.
littlepinkponies asked: N'awww. I've been researching and it said that they could get lonely so if you wouldn't spend much time with it to get 2 but I'd love it soo much haha. If I do end up being allowed for definite I'll ask the sellers.
